the lonely island的歌词

'''Andy:'''
[00:03.78]Lock eyes from across the room
[00:06.28]Down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:08.20]Take your hand and skip the names
[00:10.18]No need here for the silly games
[00:12.25]Make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:14.01]The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
[00:15.99]Move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.96]Our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:20.00]Leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.83]Our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.81]A whole night what we've got in store
[00:25.75]Whisper in my ear that you want some more
[00:27.63]And I...jizz in my pants
[00:29.83]This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.63]I won't apologize,that's just absurd
[00:33.64]Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
[00:35.36]And now I...jizz in my pants
[00:37.58]Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
[00:39.54]Plus it's your fault,you were rubbing my butt
[00:41.47]I'm very sensitive,some would say that's a plus
[00:43.29]Now I'll go home and change
'''Jorma:'''
[00:45.30]I need a few things from the grocery
[00:47.33]Do things alone now mostly
[00:49.26]Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
[00:51.23]Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
[00:53.22]The checkout counter and I saw her face
[00:55.16]My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:57.14]Never thought that I could feel real again
[00:58.99]But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:00.81]She turned to me that's when she said it
[01:02.79]Looked me dead in the face,asked Cash or Credit?
[01:04.72]And I...jizzed in my pants
[01:06.94]It's perfectly normal,nothing wrong with me
[01:08.86]But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
[01:10.85]And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
[01:12.50]Because I...jizzed in my pants
[01:14.77]To be fair you were flirting a lot
[01:16.56]Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.57]Please stop acting like you're not impressed
[01:20.45]One more thing,I'm gonna pay by check
'''Andy:'''
[01:22.37]Last week - I saw a film
[01:24.55]As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.54]Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.41]Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.25]Jizzed in my pants
'''Jorma:'''
[01:32.36]Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.38]Need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.26]A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.14]Jizz in my pants
'''Andy:'''
[01:40.15]The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:42.23]Jizz in my pants
'''Jorma:'''
[01:44.09]Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
[01:46.23]Jizz in my pants
'''Andy:'''
[01:48.02]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
[01:49.99]Jizzed in my pants
'''Jorma:'''
[01:51.80]I just ate a grape and I
[01:52.80]Jizzed...in...my pants
'''Andy:'''
[01:54.87]I went check...
[01:55.40]Jizzed...in...my pants
[01:56.04]Okay,seriously you guys,can we...okay...
'''Both:'''
[02:00.15]I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
[02:03.90]And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
[02:07.84]You say I'm premature,I just call it ecstasy
[02:11.75]I wear a rubber at all times,it's a necessity
'''Jorma:'''
[02:14.99]Cuz I
[02:15.45]Jizz...in...my pants
[02:17.46](I jizz in my pants,I jizz in my pants)
[02:19.19](Yes I jizz in my pants,yes I jizz in my pants)
[02:21.06]Yes I jizz...in...my pants
[02:23.44](I jizz in my pants,I jizz in my pants)