搜索几个英语的小故事，不要很长

1.《Count to one Hundred Before You Speak》
In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."
No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire." 课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生们说：“说话前要三思，起码数到50，重要的事情要数到一百。”
老师的话音刚落，学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊：“98，99，100！老师，您的衣服着火了。”
足够了哦，，，

2.On the bus a man discovered a pick-pocket'shand thrust into his pocket."Sorry,"he said to the pick-pocket,"you are too late.My wife did it befroe you."

在汽车上一个人发现一个小偷把手伸进他的口袋里。“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我的妻子在你之前已经做过了”
3.Games a shoes off, I am ready to report the loss to the broadcasting room, never thought it was picked up and there has been submitted. When I went unclaimed, the person in charge said: "You really are, and you swap out only one, lost a pair ofcan be used to lend us."
翻译：运动会上掉了一只球鞋，我去广播室准备报失，没想到有人捡到并已交到那里。我去认领时，那位负责人说道：“你也真是的，掉么只掉一只，掉一双倒还可以借给我们用用。”