（中译英）请帮忙翻译一下12条逃生法则

1，要学会开车。　　
2，要学会开各种飞机。　　
3，接下来的三年请务必留意广播中的怪异电台　　
4，当然你也可以尽快认识一个地质学家天文学家等科学家　　
5，尽量学习多种语言，特别是藏语。
6，通过各种途径提高你的知名度
7，购置一部好手机
8，在关系到生死存亡的时刻，除了家人和西藏人，谁都不能相信。　　
9，没事不要待在海上；尽早搬离岛国，沿海城市，地震断裂带和火山地区；没事就去喜马拉雅山上待着，有可能你根本不用逃生就能活下来。
10，锻炼身体。
11，如果地陷，浓烟和火光在你身后追逐你，或者你开的汽车飞机面临可能逾越不过的障碍物，请一定要相信自己，咬紧牙挂闭上眼睛使劲向前冲，你会成功化解危机的。
12，如果有个工作招聘关于去喜马拉雅山脉修建东西，尽力争取到此工作。
请帮忙翻译以上12条法则，谢谢！急需！

1, we must learn to drive.
2, we must learn to fly a variety of aircraft.
3, the next three years, be sure to pay attention to the radio broadcast of the weird
4, of course, you may know a geologist and other scientists, astronomers as soon as possible ,
5, as far as possible to learn languages, especially in Tibetan.
6, through a variety of ways to improve your visibility
7, the purchase of a good cell phone
8, at the moment between life and death, in addition to family and Tibetans, no one can be trusted.
9, Do not stay at sea; move away from island ， coastal cities, earthquake faults and volcanic areas as soon as possible ; you went to the Himalayas alone, there are maybe you do not have to be able to escape alive.
10, do more exercises.
11, if the land collapse, smoke and fire are chasing behind you or you drive the car or the aircraft may face not to exceed the obstructions, however, be sure to believe in yourself and bite the bullet ， close your eyes energetically to rush ahead, you will successfully resolve the crisis.
12, if there is a job recruitment to the Himalayas to build on the things，you may try your best to make this work.

1, want to learn how to drive. 2, you must learn to drive all aircraft. 3 the next three years, please note the radio stations. Strange And, of course, you can also quickly recognize a geologist astronomers, etc 5 and try to learn languages, especially the Tibetan. 6 through various channels to improve your visibility 7, purchase a mobile phone 8, in relation to the survival time, in addition to family and tibetans, who can't believe. 9, don't stay on the sea, Early move coastal cities, an island, seismic fault and volcanic region, Nothing will go to the Himalayas, likely wait on you no escape can survive. 10 and physical exercise. 11 if the smoke and fire subsidence, behind you chase you, or you may open car plane obstacles facing insurmountable but please must believe in yourself, his teeth hanging close your eyes hard, you will succeed rush forward resolving the crisis. And, if a job offer something about to the Himalayas, the struggle to build this work.