谁能帮我把下面句子翻译成英语：同学们，早上好！今天我给大家讲个小笑话，它的名字叫做“新老师”。 ...

早上好：同学们谁能帮我把下面句子翻译成英语，它的名字叫做“新老师”！今天我给大家讲个小笑话

Good morning, boys and girls! Today I tell you a small joke. Its name is called "the new teacher". Thank you very much

Good morning,students!Today I wiill teel you a joke named "Good Teacher". I hope I can help you,because this sentence is not too difficult,you can manage it yourself.

Good moring,boys and girls. Today I'd like to tell you a story which name is "The new teacher"

Good morning,everyone!I'll tell you a short joke today,it's called 'the newteacher'.

Good morning, class! Today I'll tell you a small joke, whith the name is "a new teacher". Thank you very much!

甲：我想给我的狗取名为“克林顿”，妈妈说这样具有侮辱性，她不同意。不过我还是给它起了这个名字。 乙：那你妈妈没骂你？ 甲：当然骂了我一顿，还反复说这个名字是对狗的极大侮辱。