【孔雀东南飞搞笑剧本】...搞笑一点的(最好不要是《梁祝》、《孔雀东南飞》和....
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- 提问者网友：川水往事
- 2021-02-19 22:22
【孔雀东南飞搞笑剧本】...搞笑一点的(最好不要是《梁祝》、《孔雀东南飞》和....
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- 五星知识达人网友：污到你湿
- 2021-02-19 23:43
【答案】 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N:In a dark dirty house,there lived a small,dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies?Oh,xu …… He is coming!
S:Hello,do you know me?No?Oh,let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First,put the flour on the table.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Now press,press……
Oh,my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,my god!Never mind!Just do it!
Press,press,the children will not know it ,it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
这里面有完整的了,看看吧：
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N:In a dark dirty house,there lived a small,dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies?Oh,xu …… He is coming!
S:Hello,do you know me?No?Oh,let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First,put the flour on the table.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Now press,press……
Oh,my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,my god!Never mind!Just do it!
Press,press,the children will not know it ,it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
这里面有完整的了,看看吧：
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- 1楼网友：举杯邀酒敬孤独
- 2021-02-20 00:37
哦，回答的不错
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