求这篇的中文翻译~~速度~真的着急~

求这篇的中文翻译~~速度~真的着急~
April 1st is a day on which, in some countries, people try to play jokes on others. If one succeeds in joking with somebody, one laughs and says, “April Fool,” and then the person who has been joked with usually laughs, too.
One April 1st, a country bus was going on a countryside road. The road was so small and not so straight that the driver had great trouble in driving along. When the bus slowed down and stopped, he quickly turned his key again and again, looking very worried, but nothing happened. Then he turned to the passengers with an unhappy look on his face and said, “This poor bus is getting old and it isn’t going as well as it used to. There is one thing to do if we want to get home before dark. I shall count three, and on the word ‘three’, I want you all to lean forward（前倾）suddenly as hard as you can. That should get the bus started again. Now, all of you lean back（后仰）as far as you can in your seats and get ready.”
The passengers all followed the driver’s words. They leaned back all at once and waited quietly for the driver’s number counting. Then the driver turned to his front and asked whether they were ready. The passengers hardly had enough breath to answer “yes”.
“One! Two! Three!” counted the driver. The passengers all leaned forward suddenly —— and the bus started up at a great speed.
The passengers breathed more easily and began to smile with joy. But their smiles turned to surprise and then big laughter when the driver cried, “April Fools.”
着急~~真的~跪求~

四月一日这一天在某些国家是人们对彼此开玩笑的日子.如果一个人成功的捉弄了别人,他会笑一笑然后说：“愚人节快乐”,而另一个人也会笑笑.
曾经有一年的四月一日,一个公交车正在一条乡村路上行驶.那条路很窄还弯弯曲曲的让司机开的很辛苦.当公车减速停下的时候,他很快的旋转钥匙,一遍又一遍,并且一幅忧心忡忡的样子,但是什么都没有发生.这时,他转身哭丧着脸对乘客们说：“这辆可怜的公车老了,开起来也没有以前那么好了,如果我们要在天黑前回家,那么只有一个选择.我数一二三,当我数到三的时候,我希望你们全部向前倾,越向前越好.这样公车就能再次启动.现在,你们坐在椅子上准备好,然后向后仰的越多越好.”
乘客们都按照司机的话作了.他们全部向后仰然后安静的等待司机开始数数.这时,司机转回身子,问他们是否准备好了.乘客们几乎没有力气说“是”.
“一!二!三!”司机开始数数.所有乘客突然全部向前倾——公车以很快的速度开始行驶.
乘客们呼吸变得容易,脸上也开始有开心的笑容.但是他们的笑容变成了惊讶,而后在司机喊道：“愚人节快乐”的时候大笑起来.
天上~