求简单易懂小学英语笑话表演用，既要简单易懂又要好笑。

麻烦给我适合5——6年级的英语笑话，表演用。避免哪怕有一点儿难度的单词，最好有翻译，最好能有8—12人表演的那种。既要简单易懂又要好笑。

我只有小段的，而且只是两个人的，可以吗？
① A Eddie,do you like sports?（埃迪，你喜欢体育运动吗？）
B Yes.I like walking.（是的。我喜欢散步。）
A Oh,really? （噢，真的吗？）
B Yes.I walk to my bowl many times a day.（是的。我一天很多次走向我的碗。）

②A Which of the subjects do you like best,Eddie?(你最喜欢哪门学科，埃迪？)
B I like Maths.(我喜欢数学。)
A YOU like Maths? (你喜欢数学？)
B Yes。I’m good at it !(是的，我擅长它！)
B Look，I have two cakes, and you have one.So I can eat three!（看，我有两个蛋糕，你有一个。所以，我能吃到三个！）

③A What's wrong with you? （你怎么了？）
B I am ill.（我生病了）I can't go to school.（我不能去学校了。）
A Let's go to see a doctor.
B No!No! I don't like doctor! Wuu~(不！不!我不喜欢医生！呜呜~)
A what would you like ?（你想要吃什么？）

B An ice cream,please! （请给我一个冰淇淋！）

其实最主要的是在表演时一定要在表情、动作、语音语调做的更加夸张，生动。声音也要响亮。
再一次抱歉，我只有两个人的了，不好意思！

1.高中时全校必须穿校服，有一复读的学生从来都不穿。管这方面的老师天天蹲在门口检查。一日，老师看到此同学没穿校服，问其为什么不穿。此同学大怒，曰：我妈又没死，为什么要穿孝服？2.一美术老师小有名气，某报上有较大篇幅报道，并附照片，于是在课上自吹：“最近总有同学和我说，老师你真行，上了报纸还登了照片……”一学生：“寻人启事么？”从此美术老师拒绝该同学上美术课。3.语文课，老师叫起一昏睡同学回答问题，该同学迷迷糊糊啥也说不出。老师无奈地说：“你会不会呀？不会也吱一声啊！”该同学：“吱。”老师汗下。4.高中时快会考的时候了，有一天上地理课，老师在上面报一个地名，让我们就在下面回答当地所出的矿产。说了很多地方以后，老师突然问了一句：“江南产什么？”全班男生齐声回答：“江南产美女！”5.初中时，一次生物老师讲非洲草原上的生态环境，全班无人听讲，遂怒，曰：“你们都看我呀！你们不看我，怎么知道非洲野猫长什么样子啊！”6.一次高数课上，老师问我一兄弟：“微积分是很有用的学科，学习微积分，我们的目标是？”那老兄当时在开小差，遂不假思索高声道：“没有蛀牙！”全班爆笑。7.生物课上，老师说：“其实黄鼠狼是不吃鸡的，科学家做过一个实验，曾经把一只鸡和一只黄鼠狼关在一起，第二天你们猜怎么了？”同学插嘴道：“鸡怀孕了？”8.高三，几何老师是一老太，爱自吹，特烦人。一日在课上说：“我在市教育局都很受重视的，他们总是请我去一起研究问题，每次都是车接车送的。”我无意中问：“三轮么？”结果，从此一个星期被禁止上几何课。9.上高中时，英语老师(一个五十左右中年妇女)嫌我们几个男生不听讲，遂大骂：“你们想什么呢？”我当时懵了，也不知怎么的就说了一句：“想你呢！”教室里沉默半晌，只是一双双惊恐的眼睛在望着我。老师呆了一会儿，后指着我大骂：“你就是一个臭流氓！”冤啦！10.高中的时候，第一次上劳动课，老师是个老头，自我介绍说：“我叫吴树山。”我突然来了灵感，马上接道：“西北望长安，可怜无数山。”全班爆笑，老师面色铁青，随后我被罚干重活。

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