小笑话英语翻译

一天，儿子拿着考试卷回家给他爸爸签字，爸爸看了他的卷子说：“我不会再上面签字，我丢不起这人。”
无奈，儿子只得把卷子拿去给妈妈签，妈妈看了卷子更加火大，吼道：“我不会在上面签字，去找你爸爸。”
儿子不得不返回到爸爸那里，悄声对爸爸说：“爸爸，要么你签妈妈的名字吧，这样你就不会丢脸了。”

One day, son took his test paper back and let his father sign, dad looked at his paper, said: "I won't sign, I can't afford to lose my face."
Son felt helpless, then he had to give it to his mother to sign, mom watched the test paper and felt testier,she shouted:"I won't sign it, ask your father."
Son had to return and said to his father in a whisper, "daddy, you can sign my mother's name ,so you don't lose your face."
自己翻译的啊，用的过去时

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