求搞笑话剧剧本（中文），内容要与宗教有关（搭点边也行），7个人演。采纳后悬赏100。

求搞笑话剧剧本（中文），内容要与宗教有关（搭点边也行），7个人演。采纳后悬赏100。

杀猴给鸡看之俺们

某只猴子对鸡说：你们被关在笼子里连转个身都不可以，前面吃食，后面下蛋拉屎，品质不好了还要被屠宰，多可怜啊！有个地方你们先飞到树上，然后就可以飞出去！
鸡们：...
养值场厂长：这只猴子多讨厌，要把它杀了。
...猴子绑起来烧死在百花广场（暴力不良省去三万字），鸡们围观...
养值场厂长：这个养值场是我的，这只猴子叛逆，有罪，而且是个秃子。
某只鸡：主给我们自由意识，这是大爱啊，可恨的是这只猴子是个秃子，有罪啊。
群鸡们：俺们！

猴子的这个吧错

Skipping Class -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cast Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class Rita: A professional class skipper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I (Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.) Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination. Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today. Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning. Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday. Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II (Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason. Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time. Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ... Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful! Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind? Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else. Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture. Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III (After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes. Anita: What are you talking about?