谁有约600字的英语笑话，有翻译的？

谁有约600字的英语笑话，有翻译的？

学校开学点名，有一个班主任别出心裁，对学生说：“我念学号，你们自己报一下名字，这样大家就认识了，好不好？” ­

　　“001号！” ­

　　“报告老师，我姓焦，我叫焦配。”　老师有点晕，问道：“这是谁给你取的？” ­

　　“我爹。”　“你爹是干什么的？” ­

　　“开种猪厂的！” ­

　　“002号！” ­

　　一个女生站起来：“报告老师，我姓张，我叫张德开。” ­

　　“003号！” ­

　　“报告老师，我是张德开的孪生弟弟，我叫张不开。”　“这是谁给你们起的名？” ­

　　“是我爸，他是卖钳子的。”　老师赶紧喝了口水。 ­

　　“004号！” ­

　　“报告老师，我姓区（这个字念”欧”）我叫区夜（哦也），这是我妈给我取的名，她说生我的时候刚好打爆了一个电脑游戏。”　老师的心脏有点不舒服了。 ­

　　“005号！” ­

　　“报告老师，**娘！”　“你怎么骂人啊？！” ­

　　“没有啊！老师，我是说我姓甘，叫甘妮酿，我老爸是造酒的。”　老师吃了一片药。 ­

　　006号！” ­

　　“老师，我姓苟，叫苟不理。” ­

　　“你老爸是开包子铺的吧？！” ­

　　“老师，您真聪明！”　老师已经有点站不稳了。 ­

　　“007号！” ­

　　“我姓蒯（读快，发第三声。）叫蒯货。” ­

　　“你别告诉我你老爸是开货栈的。” ­

　　“老师，你可真老土了，我老爸是拉皮条的。”　老师的嘴角已经渗出了血。 ­

　　“008号！” ­

　　“老师，你去死！”　“什么？你说什么？！” ­

　　“我是说我姓倪，叫倪去寺。我老妈是个信佛的人，我的名字有意思吧？” ­

　　“有意思，有意思。”　老师快哭出来了。 ­

　　“009号！” ­

　　“老师，下回说。”　“为什么要下回说，你现在就说！” ­

　　“不是的啦！老师，我姓夏，叫夏汇烁，我老爸是个说评书的。”　老师已经感到天旋地转了。 ­

　　”010号！” ­

　　“老师，我姓高，叫高完。” ­

　　“我姓梅，叫梅良心。” ­

　　“我姓吴，叫吴晴。” ­

　　“我姓毛，叫毛蓉蓉。”………… ­

　　老师仰天长哮：“天啊，我碰上了一群什么学生啊！”老师口喷鲜血，倒地气绝 .

School began, the name, there is a class teacher are fantastic and the students said: "I read Student ID, your own newspaper about a name, so everyone know, okay?"

"001号!" --

"Report a teacher, I Xingjiao, my name is coke with." Teacher a bit dizzy and asked: "Who is this for you take it?"

"My father." "Your father is doing it?"

"Open pigs plant!" --

"002号!" --

A girl stood up: "The teacher, I named Zhang, my name is Zhang Kai."

"003号!" --

"Report a teacher, I am Zhang Kai's twin brother, My name is Zhang Bukai." "Who give you the name from?"

"Yes my dad, he was selling pliers." Teacher quickly He Liaokou water. --

"004号!" --

"Report teacher, My name area (read the word" Europe ") My name is Ou Night (Oh also), which is to take my mother gave me the name, she said the time with me just Dabao a computer game." Teacher in the heart of a little uncomfortable. --

"005号!" --

"Report the teacher, ** your mother!" "How do you curse ah?!"

"No ah! Teacher, I say My name is Gan, called Gan Ni stuffed, my father is the brewery's." Teacher eat a medicine. --

006! "--

"Teacher, My name is Gou, called Gou ignore."

"You're dad is open Baozi Pu's right?!"

"Teacher, you're really smart!" The teacher has been a little shaky points. --

"007!" --

"My name is Quine (read faster, hair third tone.) Called Quine goods."

"You Do not tell me that you dad is to open warehouses."

"Teacher, you can really old-fashioned, and my father was a pimp." Teacher's mouth has been leaking blood. --

"008号!" --

"Teacher, you die!" What? "What did you say?!"

"I said, My name is Ni, called Ni to the temple. My mother was a Buddhist devotees who, my name is interesting, right?"

"Interesting, interesting." Teacher soon to cry out. --

"009号!" --

"The teacher, said the next time." "Why should the next time that you say!"

"It's not a啦! Teacher, My name is Summer, called Summer Meeting Shuo, my father is that storytelling." Teachers already felt dizzy a. --

"010号!" --

"Teacher, My name is high, called the high-end."

"My name is plum, plum called conscience." --

"I have surnamed Wu, Jiao Wu Ching." --

"My name is Mao, called Mao Rongrong." ... ... ... ...

Teacher sky long roar: "My God, I met a group of what the students ah!" Teacher Koupen blood, fell to the ground bribery.