求一篇写趣事的英语短文```

帮妹妹要的,简单一点就可以.她初一.100单词就够了.
要写趣事的,如果可以顺便把中文的译文发过来.要快.她就该交作业了.

珥在此谢过...
(不是笑话类的...要现实生活中的 比如今天看到一只小强→过程→觉得很可笑...那类的作文...)

My Childhood
I’d like to tell you something about my childhood. When I was six years old, I was a lovely girl!One day, my father saw some fish in the river, so he asked me, “Why can fish only live in water?” I thought about it, then I gave him the answer, “Because there are some cats on the bank.” My father laughed when he heard that. Then he said, “You are smart!” I was happy to hear that.Maybe you will say, “It’s a funny answer.” Now, I think, it is very interesting. And now I am smart. My parents love me very much. I am so happy to have that childhood.

The date was ripe

The date has been ripe, entire red, the red half face, selects proudly on the tree, clamps among the deep green diverse and confused leaf, the wind comes, one can move mischievously the red jujube to Ye Fengli goes, one can show off. I stand under the jujube tree, the supine neck gallic acid acid, more looks greedily. The jujube tree happen to is suffering a top of a wall, so long as can crawl can pick the date. But the wall has probably years been long, the wall goes against after the wind blows is exposed to the sun and rain already under flaking the multi-layer, the lower part of wall is the small heap which a group of exquisite greasy soil particle piles becomes. The jujube attraction far is bigger than the crisis feeling which this wall brings. I move in the chair, probes is crawling from the low place, along, along, below is slowly trembles the slightly leg, above is trembles the slightly hand, finally moved jujube tree's under, aimed at that several red jujubes, put out a hand to entrain that branch. Takes off one to admit in the mouth, tastes first for quickly, also has picked several, admits the pocket. Also wants again to pick several, stands on tiptoes starts out with picks the high place, as soon as suddenly, under the foot slides, but also how hasn't clarified a matter, layer on layer falls in ground. The good danger, the lower part of wall place iron harrow only leaves my foot far, really falls hurts! I have not cried, actually should not cry not to be worth crying. All is oneself looks, no wonder others. I stand, stepped on several feet bitterly and I in once several clods of earth which falls from the wall. In the heart also secretly rejoices oneself falls really is the place, otherwise, if falls on the iron harrow, pokes several big holes, the day! Really does not dare to think.
In the pocket installs is falling down from the wall in a big way makes several which the price trades, the red jujube, puts one to the mouth in, that which ate on the wall are sweetly more than the station.

My Childhood I’d like to tell you something about my childhood. When I was six years old, I was a lovely girl!One day, my father saw some fish in the river, so he asked me, “Why can fish only live in water?” I thought about it, then I gave him the answer, “Because there are some cats on the bank.” My father laughed when he heard that. Then he said, “You are smart!” I was happy to hear that.Maybe you will say, “It’s a funny answer.” Now, I think, it is very interesting. And now I am smart. My parents love me very much. I am so happy to have that childhood.

这篇很短 My childhood 可以参考下面的内容：）~~ People are generally inclined to cherish the memory of their childhood . Be it happy or sad , it is always regarded as the most significant part of one's life. Many early impressions and habits are so deeply etched in one's character and temperament that they will affect him all through his life. Talking of my childhood,I'm forever grateful to my good parents.To them I owe my habit of living a quiet amd simple life and my "back to nature" propensity. They gave me a happy and clean environment so that I am now able to feel content under any circumstances.I have a deep respect and love for life 。 I have often inadvertently touched upon my childhood life here and there in my previous writings.Now when someone suggested that I write exclusively on the topic of my childhood, I thought it worth a try and hence set pen to paper without reluctance. 多多参考一下 望你加油加油再加油!!!!!!!

英语笑话 1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。 2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday." "Well done. Who was that?" "My granny." "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad." "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!" 一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？” “我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。” “做得好，是谁呢？” “我奶奶。” “好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。” “是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！ 3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman." "Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?" "They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once. "Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.". 迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。 孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。” 迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？” 他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。” 迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。” 4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ 斯丹：浴室。 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？ 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！ 5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ” “ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ” “ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ” 乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗？ ” “ 不行， ” 那位妈妈说， “ 天气太冷了。 ” “ 噢，那么， ” 乔冶， “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗？ 出国必备英文日常用语 ▲Potluck Party 一种聚餐方式，主人准备场地和餐具，叁加的人必须带一道菜准备饮料，最好事先问问主人的意思。 ▲Pull over!把车子开到旁边。 ▲Drop me a line!写封信给我。 ▲Give me a ring. = Call me!来个电话吧！ ▲For here or to go？食堂或外卖。 ▲cool; Thats cool! 等于国内年轻人常用的囗语“酷！”，表示不赖嘛！用于人或事均可。 ▲Whats up? = Whats happening? = Whats new? 见面时随囗问候的话“最近在忙什么？有什么新鲜事吗？”一般的回答是“Nothing much!” 或“Nothing new!” ▲Cut it out! = Knock it out!= Stop it! 少来这一套！同学之间开玩笑的话。 ▲Dont give me a hard time! 别跟我过不去好不好！ ▲Get yourself together! 振作点行不行！ ▲Do you have the time? 现在几点钟？可别误以为人家要约你出去。 ▲Hang in there. = Dont give up. = Keep trying. 再撑一下。 ▲Give me a break ! 你饶了我吧！（开玩笑的话）

Mr. Johnson 50 years ago goes study in the Leech elementary school. A weather sunny morning, he returns to his alma mater Leech elementary school makes a report to there young boy and the little girls. He slowly said that, "Works as I am your this age time, I do not like you like this to be happy today. You knew why you now so are happy?" Hears to this question after, each children have been all peaceful down. The children among do not have the sound to spread, has waited for after good long period of time until the old person, sat has only then stood in a front-row young boy, smiled was saying: "If you speak the time enough long speech, this morning we did not use any class. Therefore, we now extremely are happy." 约翰逊先生五十年前在Leech小学就读。一个天气晴朗的上午，他回到他的母校Leech小学向那里的小男孩及小女孩们作一个报告。他慢慢地说：“当我是你们这个年龄的时候，我不像你们今天这样地高兴。你们知道你们现在为什么如此高兴吗？” 听到这个问题以后，每一个孩子都安静了下来。孩子们中间没有声音传出来，直到老人等了好长的一段时间以后，坐在前排的一个小男孩才站了起来，笑着说道：“假如你讲话时间足够长的话，今天上午我们就不用上任何课了。所以，我们现在非常高兴。”