Bob is six years oldHe is old enough to go to school． On the first day，his teacher taught

Bob is six years old．He is old enough to go to school． On the first day，his teacher taught him three words，“I，you，he”．Then the teacher said，“I am your teacher．You are my student．He is your student. He is your classmate.”When school was over，Bob went home. His mother asked him，“What has your teacher taught you today?”Bob said with a smile，“Listen，Mum and Dad，I am your teacher．You are my student．He is your classmate．”His mother said，“No，dear．You’re wrong．”Then she said，“I am your mother．You’re my son．He’s your father．”The next day，Bob’s teacher asked Bob to make sentences with“I，you and he”．
Bob stood up and said，“I’m your mother．You’re my son．He is your father．”All the students in Bob’s class laughed．
【小题1】Who taught Bob new words in the school?A．Bob’s teacherB．Bob’s friendsC．Bob’s fatherD．Bob’s mother【小题2】How many words did the teacher teach?A．Two．B．One．C．Four．D．Three．【小题3】Did Bob understand what his teacher taught him?A．Yes，he did．B．No，he didn’t．C．No，but he understood what his mother said．D．The writer doesn’t tell．【小题4】What do you think of the boy?A．He is not clever．B．He is helpful．C．He is polite．D．He is kind．【小题5】Who laughed in the class the next day?A．Bob’s mother．B．Bob’s classmates．C．Bob’s teacher．D．Bob’s father．A

(答案→)A 解析：【主旨大意】本文是一篇记叙文。文章通过小鲍勃上学第一天的经历给我们讲了初学者的一个小笑话。【小题1】根据第一段第三句On the first day，his teacher taught him three words可知是鲍勃的老师教他，故答案选A。【小题1】根据第一段第三句On the first day，his teacher taught him three words可知老师教了三个单词，故答案选D。【小题1】通读全文可知鲍勃不懂老师所讲单词的意思，故答案选B。【小题1】通读全文可知鲍勃不聪明，故答案选A。【小题1】根据最后一句All the students in Bob’s class laughed．可知鲍勃的同学都笑了，故答案选B。

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