every time I meet a girl who can cook like my mother....she look like my father

every time I meet a girl who can cook like my mother....she look like my father

每次我遇到一个像我妈妈会煮饭的女孩...她看起来像我的父亲.

每次我遇到一个做饭象我妈妈`````感觉象我爸爸的的女孩

every time I meet a girl who can cook like my mother....she look like my father
每次我见到能像老妈一样做得一手好菜的姑娘，她却总是长得像我老爸……
哈哈，够逗，直译的话就如楼上各位所说。
My wife went to the beauty shop and got a mud pack For two days she looked beautifuI Then the mud fell off.
我的妻子去美容店做脸部泥浴.这两天来,她看上去很美。然后,泥掉了……

每当我遇到一个能像我妈妈那样做饭的女孩…她都长得像我父亲
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这是LV的笑话把
My wife is always asking for money
$200 one day, $150 the next, $125 after that.
"That's crazy," my friend said, "what does she do with it all?"
"I don't know," I said. "I never give her any."
我妻子总是问我要钱,今天200块,明天150块,之后125块,
我朋友惊叹:"她太疯狂了~.她要那么多钱做什么?"
我回答:"我不知道~,我从不给她."
Everytime I meet a girl who can cook like my
Mother...She looks like my Father.
每次我遇到一个做的菜能像我母亲一样美味的女孩,而她却总是长得像我的父亲,
My wife went to the beauty shop and got
a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful.
Then the mud fell off.
我的妻子去美容店做脸部泥浴.开始两天,她看上去很美..接着,泥掉了..
I've been married for thirty years and I'm still
in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds
out, she'll kill me.
我已经结婚30年了,我始终爱着同一个女人.
如果我妻子知道,她会杀了我