找一个英语小短文故事,7分钟之内,简单些

找一个英语小短文故事,7分钟之内,简单些

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down,fuming.She says to a man next to her:"The driver just insulted me." The man says:"You go up there and tell him off.Go on,I'll hold your monkey for you."

little johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. one of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "yes," said the policeman. "the detectives want very badly to capture him." little johnny asked, "why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"