能不能帮我翻译一段话

I've had a haircut since. I wear my hair really short these days. Shows off my new fluorescent green hearing aids better. I still love it when my friends introduce me to new people. Sometimes I forget, and lift my hand to tuck my hair behind my ears, but the reaction is never the same anymore, now that my hearing aids are unconcealed. They see it coming.

My girlfriends asked, of course. I told them that it was human nature. That people just can't accept other people who see or hear or feel or know things they aren't supposed to. If you see UFOs, you're crazy. If you see spirits, you're a fraud. If you sense true love when he just wants a fuck, you're a whackjob, and if you can read the tone of his voice just from the way he moves his lips, you're a bad girlfriend. And deaf, of course.

谢谢

自从我理发以后，我举得我的头发这些天确实短了，能更好的炫耀我的新绿色助听器了。当我的朋友们把我介绍给新朋友的时候，我仍然喜欢它。有时候我会忘记它的存在，会用手把头发收到耳根后，但是这时候的反应跟以前完全不一样了，现在我的助听器不用再隐藏了。朋友们看到它露出来了。当然我的女性朋友们会问我，我会告诉他们说这是天生的。人们只是不能接受其他人不像他们认为的那样去看，听，感觉和了解事物。如果你看到不明飞行物，你就是疯了;如果你看透别人的想法，你就是骗子；如果你能从一个傻子那感觉到真爱，那你也是个白痴；如果你仅仅通过他的嘴唇移动，读懂他想要说什么，那你就是个坏女孩，当然也可能是聋子。