4人英语短剧剧本，要在十分钟左右，还要有中文翻译啊

最好搞笑一点

A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

翻译：

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）

A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）

C：他真愚蠢啊

D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）

A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D：是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……

F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢……

林彬华

这个剧本没题目？

四人英语话剧带有翻译最好在五六分钟的表演

我有的

这是我写的一个四人关于体育爱好的对话. A Conversation about Hobbies Michael and John are on their way to the tennis court. They meet Charles and David. Michael: hi, Charlie and Dave, how is everything? Charles: ok.Thank you. How about you? It seems like you two are going to play tennis? John: Yes.We are gong to play tennis. Would you like to join us? We can play doubles. David: No. Thanks. We have a football game this afternoon. But the goalie is not feeling well. Do you know anybody who could be a goalie for our team? Just for today. Michael: I am afraid not. Charles, What’s so good about playing tennis? Why can’t you guys cancel playing tennis today and come to join us.One will be the goalie and one will cheer for us. Michael: You know what? I took tennis classes recently and I find myself so crazy about it. I feel so energetic after playing tennis. Charles: I don’t play tennis. I just play football. Tennis is not as exciting as football. Michael: Charlie, I am afraid I can’t agree with you at this point. John : me neither. Michael:It is much easier to find one tennis partner than to find a whole team of people to play football. David:That’s true. Charlie: But, don’t you think more people are more exciting? Playing tennis is like playing a ping pong game. You merely play back and forth. It’s a kind of boring. Michael and John: Noooooooo! Michael: When you play tennis, you can keep fit and you don’t get hurt. John: There is too much body contact in playing football. I don’t want to be pushed, be stepped, be knocked down or…… Charles: that’s the best part of the game. David: well, we all learn to play smart. Michael: Sorry. We can’t talk to you now. We have to go to our tennis club now. I can’t wait to play with John. Charles: ok. I have to call my buddies to see who would like to be our goalie today. Michael and John: Gook luck! Bye! Charles and David: Bye! Have a good day! Michael and John: you, too.

翻译

　　这是我写的一个四人关于体育爱好的对话。 　　 　　 　　关于业余爱好 　　迈克尔和约翰是在网球场上。他们见到查尔斯和大卫。 　　 　　迈克尔:嗨,查理和戴夫,一切都好吗? 　　查尔斯:好的。谢谢你。你怎么样?看来你们两个都要去打网球吗? 　　约翰:是的。我们要去打网球。你愿意和我们一起去吗?我们可以打双打。 　　大卫:不。谢谢。我们今天下午有一场足球赛。但守门员身体不太舒服。你知道谁会成为一名守门员为我们的团队吗?只为今朝。 　　迈克尔:我恐怕不行。 　　查尔斯,有什么好吃的打网球吗?你们为什么不能取消打网球,今天来加入我们的行列你将他们的守门员之一,将为我们加油。 　　 　　迈克尔:你知道吗?我把网球课最近我发现自己如此疯狂。我感到精力充沛的网球后。 　　查尔斯:我不喜欢打网球。我刚去踢足球。网球是不像令人激动的足球。 　　迈克尔:查理,我恐怕不能同意你的意见。 　　约翰:我也不知道。 　　迈克尔:很容易找到一个网球伙伴比找到一个整支球队的人去踢足球。 　　大卫:那是真的。 　　查理:但是,你不觉得越来越多的人更精彩吗?网球是喜欢打乒乓球比赛了。你只打来回摆动。它是一种无趣的人。 　　迈克尔和约翰:错! 　　迈克尔:你在打网球,你可以保持健康,你不会受到伤害。 　　约翰:有太多的身体接触,在踢足球。我不想被推开,将被撞倒,或者…… 　　查尔斯:那是最好的游戏的一部分。 　　大卫:好吧,我们都学会演奏聪明。 　　迈克尔:对不起。我们现在不能和你谈话。我们要去打网球俱乐部。我等不及要玩了约翰。 　　查尔斯:好的。我打电话给我的朋友,看看谁想成为我们的守门员。 　　迈克尔和约翰:好运气!再见! 　　查尔斯和大卫。再见!祝你有个美好的一天! 　　迈克尔和约翰:你也是。