求一篇英语小故事，越简单越好

简单到白痴程度的也可以，越简单越好。

长度在100字以上吧.速度!!!!!

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What's that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

I have a warm family.There are three people in my family.They are my father, my mother and I. I am a happy girl(boy). I have many hobbies, like reading, singing ,(dancing), playing basketball. My dream is to be a doctor, because I think doctor is a great job. I want to help people. I am a lucky girl. My parents love me very much, I love them too. My family is a happiness garden! 我有一个温暖的家。他是我的父亲，我的母亲和一，我是一个快乐的女孩（男孩） 。我有很多爱好，喜欢阅读，歌唱 ，打篮球。我的梦想是成为一名医生，因为我觉得医生是一个伟大的工作。我想帮助人。 我是一个幸运的女孩（男孩）。我的父母爱我十分，我爱他们。我的家庭是一个幸福的花园！