请哪位高人把下面的翻译成英文 谢谢

《乳赋》 乳者，奶也。妇人胸前之物，其数为二，左右称之。发于豆蔻，成于二八。白昼伏蛰，夜展光华。曰咪咪，曰波波，曰双峰，曰花房。从来美人必争地，自古英雄温柔乡。其色若何？深冬冰雪。其质若何？初夏新棉。其味若何？三春桃李。其太若何？秋波滟滟。动时如兢兢玉兔；静时如庸庸白鸽。高巍巍，肉颤颤，粉嫩嫩，水灵灵。夺男人魂魄，发女子骚情。俯卧憔悴首，探你双玉峰。一如船入巷，又如老还乡。不亦快哉！

"Milk", milk and milk. Her chest, the number 2, said. In the YuErBa, nutmeg. The sting, glamour night fell. Yue, Mimi yue, bobo yue double-peak, a greenhouse. Never be beauty, all heroes loring. The color how? Autumn of ice and snow. The qualitative how? Summer 2005 showed. Its taste is how? Three spring to escape. How is it? A Yan Yan. When shaking fear; like moon, Static as far far dove. GaoWeiWei, meat, pink is tender, were ShuiLingLing. Take a man, woman SAO kick. First, your stomach gaunt jade feng double. As the boat again, such as old return roadway. Not as well quick zai!

"Milk Fu" who milk, milk also.Woman breast things, the number two, so call it.At cardamom, as in 28.V day sting, night show Guanghua.Said, Mimi, said, wave, say two peaks, say Hanabusa.Americans will always struggle, the ancient hero of The Tender Land.The colors are?The depths of winter snow.Its quality are?New cotton summer.The taste are?Miharu peaches and plums.Its too are?Eye from Yan Yan.Jing Jing fixed time as the rabbit; Jing Yong Yong time as pigeons.Gao Weiwei, unsteadily meat, pink and tender, water Lingling.Soul man wins, hair woman show love.Prone haggard first, explore your double Yufeng.As boat into the Lane, and as the old Return of the Native.Not Moments!