谁帮我把这两个笑话翻译成英文？

1.一天，陶晨和我去吃饭，我要了一个套餐，还点了一个汤，陶晨说和我吃一样的，服务员把菜端上来了，我发现了汤里有一只苍蝇，很难为情，谁知陶晨看见后，拍着桌子对服务员大喊：“我要和她一样的！！”

2.一天早晨，一个女孩正在吃早饭，她的妈妈在帮她编小辫，她妈妈编了几下，问她：“我扎地紧不紧？”，女孩低着头吃早饭，说：“不紧。”，她妈妈又用力了点，又问女孩：“我梳的紧不紧?"女孩依旧在低头吃早饭，说：“不紧”他妈妈想：怎么不紧呢？。。于是又用力了点，问女孩：“禁不？”此时女孩抬起头来，眉毛都向上挑着，说：“妈妈，你看我紧不？”

急需。。明天我要演讲。。请帮我做到最完美。。别出错！~~谢了！！！

1.One day, Chen Tao, and I went to dinner, I had a package, but also points of a soup, Chen Tao said, and I eat the same, the waiter came, Cook, and I found the soup has a fly, I am reluctant to do so, who Zhi Chen Tao is seen, talked and shouted to the waiter: "I want to like her!!"

2.One morning, a girl is eating breakfast, her mother helped her compile pigtail, her mother prepared a few times, asked her: "I do not tight tie to bear?", The girl head down to eat breakfast, said: "No tight . ", her mother has forced the point, asked girls:" I do not combed tight tight? "girls still in the bow to eat breakfast, said:" do not care, "his mother thought: how is not concerned? . . Then they force a point and asked girls: "Ban not?" At this time girl looked up, eyebrows were up lug, said: "Mom, do not you see I bear?"

最好讓你的英文老師確定一下

1.1 days, Tao Chen and I eats meal, I have wanted a meal, but also has selected soup, Tao Chen mediates me to eat is the same, the service person carried the vegetable, I discovered in the soup to have a fly, was very embarrassed, after who knew Tao Chen saw, pats the table to the service person to shout: “I must with her same!!” 2.1 day of morning, a girl was having the breakfast, her mother is helping her to arrange the short braid, her mother has arranged several, asked her: “am I grip tight?”, the girl lowers the head has the breakfast, said: “is not tight.”, her mother made an effort, also asked the girl: “am I comb tight? “the girl is lowering the head as before has the breakfast, said: “is not tight” his mother to think: To be how tight? . . Therefore made an effort, asked the girl: “does not endure?”This time the girl gains ground, the eyebrow upwardly is selecting, said: “mother, you looks at me tightly not?” is urgently needed. . Tomorrow I must lecture. . Please help me to achieve perfectly. . Do not make a mistake! ~~ thanked!!!

1. One day, Chen Tao, and I went to dinner, I had a package, but also points of a soup, Chen Tao said, and I eat the same, the waiter came, Cook, and I found the soup has a fly, I am reluctant to do so To her surprise, Chen Tao is seen, talked and shouted to the waiter: "I want to like her!!"

2. One morning, a girl is eating breakfast, her mother helped her compile pigtail, her mother prepared a few times, asked her: "I do not tight tie to bear?", The girl head down to eat breakfast, said: "The do not care. ", her mother has forced the point, asked girls:" I do not combed tight tight? "girls still in the bow to eat breakfast, said:" do not care, "his mother thought: how is not concerned? . . Then they force a point and asked girls: "Ban not?" At this time girl looked up, eyebrows were up lug, said: "Mom, do not you see I bear?"