英文小笑话 短点简单点

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Hair transplant

A hald man took a seat in a beauty shop . How man i help you " asked the stylist . "i went for a a hair transplant ," the guy explained ,but i couldn't stand the pain ,if you can make my hair look l ike yours withhout causing me any discomfort , i well pay you $500 . " "no problem . " said the stylist , and she quickly shaved her head .

came home from work one day to find my wife,Jolynn,cradling our six-month-old daughter and repeating,"Da-da" How sweet,I though to myself,for her to choose Daddy as our baby's first word. Several weeks later,Jhlynn and I were wakened by a small voice crying,"Da-da".Turning over to go back to sleep,my wife said,"She's calling you,dear" 译：一天，我下班回家，发觉我的妻子将我们六个月的女儿轻轻放到摇篮里，而且重复地说着："爸-爸"，呵，多么甜美，我自忖道，她选择教会我们的宝贝的第一个词是："爸-爸"。 几个星期后，妻子和我睡得正香，忽然被小小的哭声给唤醒了，"爸-爸"。。。。我翻个身继续睡。。妻子说了："亲爱的，她正在叫你呢"。

I will Forget It

David :Have you forgotten that you owe me fifty dollars ?

Smith:No,not yet .Give me time,and I will.

翻译：

我会忘记的

大卫：你忘了欠我50美元了吧？

史密斯：不，还没有忘，给我些时间，我会忘记的。