急求英语小文章（或小笑话）

急求英语小文章（或小笑话）

我爸爸很强壮,为什么强壮呢?是他的饮食很健康,我爸爸早餐喜欢吃面包鸡蛋牛奶,中餐他喜欢吃蛋挞鸡腿生菜黄瓜,晚餐他喜欢吃汉堡包和一瓶可乐!吃完后总会锻炼身体!

My father is strong. Why? Because his eats healthy. He likes having bread, eggs and milk at breakfast; and custard tart，chicken limb and cucumber for lunch; and a hamburger and a bottle of Cola for dinner! He always do exercises after meal参考资料：自己想的

A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?"
鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。