Mike is afactory worker.He is often very tired after a day`s

Mike is afactory worker.He is often very tired after a day`s work.有这个短文吗?如果有的话请帮我打上来,并翻译一下.O(∩_∩)O谢谢

Mike is a factory worker.He is often very tired after a day's work.His wife,Jenny,has no job,so she stays at home to cook the meals.Every day he can have his dinner when he gets home from his factory.One day,Mike came home very late because he was very busy in the factory.He was very hungry when he got home.He was not happy when he found his dinner was not ready.He was very angry with his wife.He shouted at her,I'm going out to eat in a restaurant. Wait for five minutes, said his wife.Why?Do you think that dinner will be ready in five minutes? asked Mike.Of course not, she answered.But I can be ready to go with you in five minutes.
迈克是一个工厂的工人,一天的工作或他经常会很累.他的太太,珍妮,没有工作,所以她经常呆在家里做饭.每天他从工厂回家都能吃到晚餐.一天,迈克回家特别晚,因为他在工厂里很忙.他回到家里非常饿.当他看到他的晚餐没有准备好的时候他很不高兴.他对他的妻子感到愤怒.他对她大吼.“我要出去到餐厅吃!”“等五分钟.”他的妻子说.“为什么?你认为晚餐能在五分钟内准备好吗?”迈克问.“当然不能”她回答.“但是在五分钟内我能准备好跟你一起出去!”
这是个笑话吧,好像是哦,这可是我一个字一个字打出来的哦.希望喜欢,