贝爷的搞笑台词,求下以下荒野求生贝爷语录的英语原版翻译~能有多少是多少啦，谢谢

贝爷的搞笑台词,求下以下荒野求生贝爷语录的英语原版翻译~能有多少是多少啦，谢谢

I am the belgae lille!! I have been to all over the world
As long as the head to get rid of it, other parts can be eat...
It contains rich protein...
This time still don't say, really feel a bit like the taste of chicken to eat
Describe the smell of skunk: the taste, taste like what are you eating a plate of beef, suddenly being away and coated with dogs' excrement
When cooking: I have already can't wait to eat it (s).
They say it tastes like peanut butter, but I don't want to spread the peanut butter on the bread what Hu Hu (the worm)
Look... That guy, I don't want to go to provoke it
This tastes just like your nose excrement gathered all her friends and put them into a sausage, then let you eat
As long as the bite off its head... Crunch... Bah, eliminate visceral, the rest can be eat... Yum yum... Let's continue to hit the road
It tastes just like put a few weeks of prawns. (where the rainforest eat what. Big locusts class.)
He protein is double that of beef, and fat but only half of the beef
This place makes peopl埂 feel claustrophobic repressed
Although not much, but better than nothing.
(perked up or clean up after the road, in photography team) let's go.
He is very funny... I want to be a raft, look at those ivy, they are very strong
Oh, my god, it's not so good.
Do you know? Such a thing before I come back from not done ready to drink urine
I love sashimi... But I don't like bones
Less than than having, you don't try.
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