谁能帮我写篇大学的英语值日报告？

hello,everyone, i am on duty today .i would like to share a funny joke with you,hope you like it,and have a nice day!

A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval（不满） from his mother． A friend gave him advice（建议）．

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to（一定会） like her．

So the young man searched and searched（寻找）， and finally found the girl．He told his friend：

“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her”

“So，”asked the friend，“what happened？”

“Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！”