谁给个高二英语短文改错我？

我们班叫同学们一人找一篇英语短文改错来讲解给同学们听`

要知道为什么错``错在哪里`

可是我是个英语白痴`

请哪位高手帮我弄篇高二的短文改错来`

要短文的意思特别点的`帮我翻译。然后把每个错的地方为什么错怎么改告诉我``

谢谢了哈`

来找我嘛~~！我就是传说中的高手了嘛~~~ 你生在哪年哪天我都算得到。。算不到我不要钱嘛。。

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

翻译：在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

本文来自: 恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com)

这是正确的短文，不好意思~~~！ 我只上六年级啊...尽管我会，但是...很费事的...或者？楼主给加积分？嘿嘿~~~！