英语翻译谁能帮我翻译 我会将我全部分送出全文如下：Air force one and the farmer Air Fo

英语翻译
谁能帮我翻译 我会将我全部分送出
全文如下：
Air force one and the farmer
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.Panic stricken,the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force.When they got there,the wreckage was clear.The aircraft was totally destroyed,with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff.To their amazement,a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.They hurried over to surround the man's actor.Sir, the senior Secret Service agent asked,panting and out of breath.Did you see this terrible accident happen? Yep.Sure did. The man muttered unconcernedly.Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane? Yep. Were there any survivors? the agent gasped.Nope.They's all kilt straight out. The farmer sighed cutting of his tractor motor.I done buried them all myself.Took most of the morning. The President of the United States is DEAD? The agent gulped in disbelief.Yep,he kept a-saying he wasn't ...but you know what a liar he is!

徒手翻译一下,
空军一号与农民
空军一号坠毁在了美国中部乡村,惊慌失措的特勤处立刻大规模出动空降至现场.当他们到达那里时,失事现场已经被清理干净.飞机完全坠毁了,只有焚烧后的废墟散布在一个农场的边沿.特工降到冒烟的废墟上,但是没有发现任何机组成员或者总统班底的遗体.让他们惊讶的是,一个农民正在不远处耕作,仿佛什么事都没发生一样.他们迅速包围了这个男人.“先生”一个高级特工气喘吁吁地问道“你看到这场灾难发生了?”“是的,当然.”男人漫不经心地小声答道.“你知道这是美利坚合众国总统的座机吗?”“知道”“还有生还者吗?”特工喘息着.“没有,他们全都直接罹难了.”农民叹着气清理他的拖拉机发动机“我自己在早上把他们全安葬了.”“美国总统也去世了?”特工还不死心.“是的,他一直都说他没死...但你知道他从不说真话.(他一直都是个谎言家)”