100字以内童话故事

　　英文的：
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　　>The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale:
　　>Once upon a time,a guy asked a girl Will you marry me? Thegirl said,NO! And the girl lived happily ever after and wentshopping,dancing,camping,drank martinis,always had a cleanhouse,never had to cook,did whatever the hell she wanted,neverargued,travelled more,had many boyfriends,didnt save money,andhad all the hot water to herself.
　　>She went to the theatre,never watched sports,never woreitchy lacy lingerie that went up her ass,had high self esteem,never cried or yelled,felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants oranything she wishes to wear and no one criticizes her!
　　>THE END
　　中文的：
　　一天,夜深人静了,桌上的标点却吵起来了.
　　逗号慢吞吞地说：“没有了我句子怎么断开?人类怎么读?”句号不高兴的说：“我的功劳才大,要不人类写的文章没有一句完整的话!”感叹号嘟着小嘴说：“没了我,人类全是“冷血动物”.”省略号急了,结结巴巴说：“我~我的~功劳才最~最大!”
　　这时,字典公公捋了捋胡子说：“你们每个人都有功劳,你们每个人都缺不得!我想,只要大家齐心协力,相互配合,每篇文章都会很精彩!”
　　标点们都羞地低下了头.