高一英语课前三分钟演讲

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急求高一英语课前三分钟演讲稿一篇

要求：

1.长短适中

2.随文附带中文翻译

3.适合演讲

4.难度适中，生词越少越好

5.减少错误

我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.

我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.

有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.

我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。
There are two things that I could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do that.

别把虾米不当海鲜.
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood.

我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.

骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。
Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

你的手机比话费还便宜。
Your phone is much cheaper than the phone words fee.