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求一篇中篇英文笑话
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- 提问者网友：伴风望海
- 2021-04-29 02:11
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- 五星知识达人网友：迟山
- 2021-04-29 02:53
The Cap-maker and the Monkeys
Long,long,ago,there was a man with the name Smith. He made a living on making caps. One day he went to sell his caps.He went through a forest. There were many monkeys in it. It was very hot and the man wanted to sit down for a rest.He came up to
a large tree,put his caps on the ground,took one of them and put it on his head. Then he laid down and soon fell asleep.
"Where are my caps?”cried Smith when he woke up.He looked up and saw many monkeys in the trees and each monkey had a cap on its head.
"Give me back my cap!"the man shouted at the monkeys.But the monkeys didn't understand him.They only laughed.The man got very angry,took off his own cap,threw it on the ground and cried,"If you want my caps,you may take this cap too!"
And what do you think?These monkeys did the same.Each one took off its cap and threw it on the ground.The man was very glad.He quickly picked up all his caps and went on his way.
做帽子的人和猴子
很久很久以前，有个叫史密斯的人，他以做帽子为生。一天，他去卖帽子经过一片树林。林子里有很多猴子。天气很热，史密斯想坐下来歇会儿。他走到一棵大树下，把 帽子放到地上，并从里面拿了一个戴在头上，然后躺下很快睡着了。
“我的帽子呢？”史密斯醒来后喊到。他抬头一看，见树上有很多只猴子，每只猴子头上都戴着一顶帽子。
“把帽子还给我！”史密斯对猴子喊道。但猴子听不懂他的话，只是笑。他很生气，摘下自己的帽子扔到地上喊道：“如果你们想把我的帽子都要了，你们可以把这顶也拿去！”
你猜怎么样？那些猴子也跟着做了，每只猴子都摘了帽子扔到地上。史密斯很高兴，很快捡起所有帽子继续赶路。
Long,long,ago,there was a man with the name Smith. He made a living on making caps. One day he went to sell his caps.He went through a forest. There were many monkeys in it. It was very hot and the man wanted to sit down for a rest.He came up to
a large tree,put his caps on the ground,took one of them and put it on his head. Then he laid down and soon fell asleep.
"Where are my caps?”cried Smith when he woke up.He looked up and saw many monkeys in the trees and each monkey had a cap on its head.
"Give me back my cap!"the man shouted at the monkeys.But the monkeys didn't understand him.They only laughed.The man got very angry,took off his own cap,threw it on the ground and cried,"If you want my caps,you may take this cap too!"
And what do you think?These monkeys did the same.Each one took off its cap and threw it on the ground.The man was very glad.He quickly picked up all his caps and went on his way.
做帽子的人和猴子
很久很久以前，有个叫史密斯的人，他以做帽子为生。一天，他去卖帽子经过一片树林。林子里有很多猴子。天气很热，史密斯想坐下来歇会儿。他走到一棵大树下，把 帽子放到地上，并从里面拿了一个戴在头上，然后躺下很快睡着了。
“我的帽子呢？”史密斯醒来后喊到。他抬头一看，见树上有很多只猴子，每只猴子头上都戴着一顶帽子。
“把帽子还给我！”史密斯对猴子喊道。但猴子听不懂他的话，只是笑。他很生气，摘下自己的帽子扔到地上喊道：“如果你们想把我的帽子都要了，你们可以把这顶也拿去！”
你猜怎么样？那些猴子也跟着做了，每只猴子都摘了帽子扔到地上。史密斯很高兴，很快捡起所有帽子继续赶路。
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- 1楼网友：平生事
- 2021-04-29 06:57
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " 鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。” The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
- 2楼网友：低音帝王
- 2021-04-29 05:35
New Discovery Bhillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time.Entering an office building,he saw apudgy older woman step into asmall room.The doors 关上d,lights flashed,and after awhile the door slid open and abeautiful young model stepped off the elevator.Blinking in amazement,the hillbilly drawled,"I should have brought my wife！"新发现一个乡下人首届到大城市游览。他走进一座大楼，看到一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个斗室间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一名年青漂亮的女模特。乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说："我应该把我的妻子带来！
- 3楼网友：街头电车
- 2021-04-29 04:14
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