帮我翻译一下下面这个笑话，请不要用翻译器，翻译器语法都不怎么正确！

晚上2点，小明接到一个朋友打来的电话。

“有事吗？”小明很生气的问。

朋友回答：“没什么事，就是看到手机上有一个你去年的未接来电，想问一下你找我干吗？”

At 2：00a.m.，Xiao Ming answered a call of a friend of his.

“Do you have somgthing？”Xiao Ming asked angrily.

The friend answer：“Nothing else，but found a no-answering call you had made，I’d like to ask you why you find me？”

这卡是今天才安上的`

小明在元旦的前一天或除夕夜给朋友打电话了

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回答的好吧！！！！满意答案给我好不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1朋友是在埋怨小明好久不理他；2或者是小明在元旦的前一天或除夕夜给朋友打电话了；3我还没想到，呵呵！想到我一定在年前告诉你

Xiao ming received a call from a friend at 2:00 am,

"something wrong?" asked Xiao ming,very angrily,

A friend answered"nothing,you can see that there is a missed call last year ,would you like to answer why called me?"