一篇英文自我介绍

我需要一篇英语的自我介绍

内容要有深度，单词可以难点也不怕

希望可以把自我介绍弄的诙谐搞笑点

大概需要1500字左右，因为我语速比较快

而且介绍要有5-6分钟

内容中要提到我对中西方文化的理解

和我自己的亲身体会中西方文化给我们带来的好处

希望大家可以帮帮我忙

大致如下，你根据自己的实际情况修改一下，

Hello everyone, my name is Lee. This is really a great honor to have this opportunity, Now I will introduce myself briefly. I am 20 years old，born in Guangdong province, south of China, and I am a senior student at Guangdong **University. My major is English. And I will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in June. I have attended several Speech competition held in Beijing, which really showed our professional advantages. I have taken a tour to some big factories and companies, through which I got a deep understanding of English for application. As to my character, I cannot describe it well, but I know I am optimistic and confident. Sometimes I prefer to stay alone, reading and listening to the music, but I am not lonely, for I like to chat with my classmates about almost everything. My favorite pastime is to play volleyball, to play cards or to surf online. From life at university, I learn how to balance study and entertainment. By the way, I was an actor in our amazing drama club. I have a few glorious memories on stage. That is my pride...

NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABSOLUTE. Everything is relative, cultural difference being no exception. Culture, as the total pattern of human behavior and its products, oversteps geographical limits and historical conditions in many ways, and it is characterized by its strong penetrativeness and fusibility. I like different cultures which can broaden my horizon.