用英语讲一个故事或笑话带带翻译

用英语讲一个故事或笑话带带翻译

said that there is a penguin, his family is far away from the polar bear family in particular, if the walk through, then have to go 20 years to get to.

one day, penguins hang out at home, special bored, ready to go polar bear to play, so he went out, and can be walked half of the road and found myself to forget lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door ah, so penguins and went home to lock the door. locked the doors after the penguin once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years into their house polar bears and penguins ... ... on the door said: "the polar bear polar bears, penguins come looking for you to play!"
but the polar bear said, "or go to your home wan ba!"

A young man to receive presents on her birthday, is a talking parrot. He is determined to change the parrot. Said politely to it every day and teach it polite words, playing soft music, It is no use but, the parrot is still a mouthful of X L. He angrily shouted at the parrot, the parrot at him shout louder. Once, he spirit pole, throw parrot into the refrigerator. A few seconds later, he heard the parrot inside and yelling and cursing. Suddenly, the quiet and there is no sound at all. Half a minute passed, still no sound. He was afraid the parrot to freeze, open the refrigerator right away. The parrot calmly stepped out and obediently stood in his arm, with a very sincere tone, said: "I'm sorry Before I make you angry, I is doing the wrong thing, I decided to recognition, don't say dirty words, please forgive me. " The young man is astonished at the change of the parrot, haven't had time to say what, the parrot continued: "may I ask Inside that chicken to do something wrong? "