我要一个五年级的英语自我介绍和一个英语笑话 要翻译

My name is(自己的名字）.I am come from （城市）.I am..(几岁）years oid.My favourite sport is ...(运动名如：跑步run,打羽毛球playing badminton...)wo often do it witn my friend.
Two Birds
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.