【英语小对话】有没有两人英语小对话,一定要搞笑,两分钟左右.要有翻译

【英语小对话】有没有两人英语小对话,一定要搞笑,两分钟左右.要有翻译

【答案】 1A:How do you spell “pig.你怎么拼写pig
　　B:P-I-G.P-I-G.
　　A:What?P-U-G?什么?P-U-G?
　　B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I'
　　A:U.
　　B:I.I (字母I,也有“我”的意思)
　　A:Yes,you!pig.是呀,我是说“你”嘛,猪!
　　2一美国老外帮助了一个小朋友后：
　　小朋友说：Thank you .
　　老外：Thank you ,too.
　　小朋友; Thank you three.
　　老外：What are you thanking for
　　小朋友：Thank you five .
　　老外当场晕倒!
　　3Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.You're a good boy, said the mother proudly.Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.“昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的.”
　　一、A：Psst!
　　B:What?
　　A:What's this in English?
　　B:It's a watch.
　　A:How do you spell that?
　　B:T-H-A-T!
　　二、A:Do you like broccoli(菠菜）?
　　B:No,I don't.
　　A:Do you like carrots?
　　B:No,I don't.
　　A:Do you like ice cream?
　　B:Yes,I do.
　　A:Great!This is broccoli ice cream.
　　三、(Today is December 3rd.)
　　Friends:Supprise(惊喜）!Happy birthday!
　　Girl:Oh,dear(亲爱的）Thank you so much!
　　Friends:Are you having a fun birthday?
　　Girl:Well,no.
　　Friends:Why?
　　Girl:Beacuse today isn't my birthday!
　　四、A:Do you like action movies（动作片）?
　　B:No,I don't.
　　A:Do you like comedies（喜剧）?
　　B:No,I don't.
　　A:Do you like thrillers（恐怖片）?
　　B:No,I don't.
　　A:Well,what kind of movies do you like（那,你喜欢是类型的电影）?
　　B:I don't like movies! 追答： 你不是小学水平吗？

这个问题我还想问问老师呢