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Time spent in a bookshop can be most enjoyable, whether you are a book-lover or merely go there to buy a book as a present. You may even have entered the shop just to find shelter from a sudden shower. Whatever the reason, you can soon become totally unaware of your surroundings. The desire to pick up a book with an attractive dust jacket（包书纸, 书皮）is irresistible, although this method of selection ought not to be followed, as you might end up with a rather dull book. You soon become engrossed（全神贯注的）in some book or other, and usually it is only much later that you realize you have spent far too much time there and must dash off to keep some forgotten appointment—without buying a book, of course.
This opportunity to escape the realities of everyday life is, I think, the main attraction of a bookshop. There are not many places where it is possible to do this. A music shop is very much like a bookshop. You can wander round such places to your heart's content. If it is a good shop, no assistant will approach you with the inevitable greeting: “Can I help you, sir?” You needn't buy anything you don't want. In a bookshop an assistant should remain in the background until you have finished browsing. Then, and only then, are his services necessary. Of course, you may want to find out where a particular section is, but when he has led you there, the assistant should retire discreetly (谨慎地) and look as if he is not interested in selling a single book.
You have to be careful not to be attracted by the variety of books in a bookshop. It is very easy to enter the shop looking for a book on, say, ancient coins and to come out carrying a copy of the latest best-selling novel and perhaps a book about brass-rubbing (拓印品)—something which had only vaguely interested you up till then. This volume on the subject, however, happened to be so well illustrated and the part of the text you read proved so interesting that you just had to buy it. This sort of thing can be very dangerous. Apart from running up a huge account, you can waste a great deal of time wandering from section to section. Booksellers must be both long-suffering and indulgent（纵容地）.

老大这么长，你耍我？
译文：无论你是图书爱好者，还是仅仅把书籍选作礼品的购书者，又或者你只是把书店当做临时的避雨场所，把时间消耗在书店里都是一件非常令人享受的事情。无论是什么原因，你都可以完全的留意到你周边的事物。满载欲望的拿起一本书皮极富吸引力的书籍来读，即使这种选择书籍的方法是不正确的，就像你因为书籍的乏味而停止翻阅一样。不久你又会注视到一些其他的书籍，通常在你反应过来的时候你已经在书店里花费了很长时间，然后急匆匆的赶赴你忘记的约会，当然，并没有买走一本书。。。
太长了，累屎了。。。

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