小鬼当家3英文经典台词

一定要有代表性的，英文的哟。。

　Mom: Stop! What''s the matter with you?
　　Kevin: He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausages and olives...
　　Uncle Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk!
　　Mom: Kevin, get upstairs right now.
　　Kevin: Why?
　　Brother: Kevin, you''re such a disease.
　　Kevin: shut up!
　　Dad: Kevin, upstairs!
　　Mom: Say good night, Kevin.
　　Kevin: Good night, Kevin. Why do I always get treated like scum?
　　Mom: Oh, I''m sorry, this house is just crazy. We got all these extra kids running around and my brother-in-law''s in from Ohio today. It''s just nuts.
　　Kevin: How come you didn''t bring more cheese pizzas?
　　Pizza boy: Nice tip, thanks a lot!
　　Mom: Thanks.
　　Henry: Having a reunion or something?
　　Mom: No, my husband''s brother transferred to Paris last summer and the kids still went to school here and I guess he missed the whole family so he''s giving us this trip to Paris for the holiday...so we''ll be together.
　　Henry: You''re taking a trip to Paris?
　　Mom: Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.
　　Henry: Excellent, excellent.
　　Mom: If you''ll excuse me, this one''s a little out of sorts. I''ll be right back.
　　Henry: Don''t worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don''t worry about your home. It''s in good hands.
　　Mom: There are fifteen people in this house and you''re the only one who has to make trouble.
　　Kevin: I''m the only one who is really getting dumped on.
　　Mom: You are the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.
　　Kevin: I am upstairs, dummy! The third floor?
　　Mom: Go.
　　Kevin:It''s scary up there.
　　Mom: Don''t be silly, Fuller will be in for a while.
　　Kevin: I don''t want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He''ll pee all over me. I know it.
　　Mom: Fine, we''ll put him somewhere else.
　　Kevin: I''m sorry.
　　Mom: It''s too late. Get upstairs.
　　Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me!
　　Mom: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
　　Kevin: I don''t want a new family. I don''t want any family. Families suck!
　　Mom: Just stay up there. I don''t want to see you again for the rest of the night.
　　Kevin: I don''t wanna see you for the rest of my whole life. I don''t wannna see anybody else either.
　　Mom: I hope you don''t mean that. You''d feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn''t have a family.
　　Kevin: No, I wouldn''t.
　　Mom: Then say it again. Maybe it''ll happen.
　　Kevin: I hope I never see any of you jerks again!