找个高手帮我翻译一下，谢谢（东成西就一段经典对白）求大神帮助

太上皇：啊，Thanks god！大理段家终于有人可以得道成仙。 段皇爷：太上皇，孩儿不是很懂。 太上皇：唉，你不是说昨晚你梦到了罗汉吗？ 段皇爷：是呀。 太上皇：So that’s right! ... ... 段皇爷：我真的可以得道成仙？咦——我跟金轮国美丽的公主的婚事... 太上皇：Stupid！Foolish！Are you out of your mind？留恋凡间女子！你怎么知道上 面的仙女没有美丽的公主漂亮？！ ... ... 段皇爷：咦？怎么你也留恋凡间女子？ 太上皇：Stupid！你见过一个一百八十九岁的老人家还有这么多女人喜欢吗？那不比神仙 快乐！干吗要做神仙？Shit

Body: ah, the ones at! Dali period can finally someone's immortal. HuangYe period, the boy is not very body: to understand. Body: alas, you not is say you dream last night, the ocean? Section HuangYe: yeah. Body: right! 's both. ... ... I really can HuangYe period: the immortal? Gee, I follow jinlun kingdom beautiful princess marriage... Body: Stupid! Foolish! Are you out of your mind? Miss earth woman! How do you know the fairy without the beautiful princess beautiful? ! ... ... Section HuangYe: yi? How do you also miss earth woman? Body: Stupid! Have you ever seen a man aged where have so many women like? As the fairy happiness! Why did fairy? Shit