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      An officer was at a railway station.He was on his way to visit his mother in another town,and he wanted to telephone her to tell her the time of his train,so that she could meet him at the station in her car. He looked in all his pockets but found thet he did not have the right money for the telephone,so he went outside and looked around for someone to help him.

      At last an old soldier came by,and the officer stopped him and said,"Have you got change for ten pence?""Wait a moment,"the old soldier answered,and put his hand into his pocket."I'll see if I can help you."

      "Don't you know how to speak to an officer?"the officer said angrily."Now let's start again.Have you got change for ten pence?""No,Sir!"the old soldier answered angrily.

      An English traveler found himself in Norway with only enough money to buy the ticket for his journey back home.As he knew that it would take him only two days to get to England,he decided that he could easily spend the time without food.So he bought a ticket and got on the ship.The man closed his ears to the sound of the lunch bell.When dinner-time came,he didn't go to dinning room,saying that he was not feeling very well.

      The next morning he still didn't have breakfast and at lunch-time he again stayed in his room.But at dinner-time he was so hungry that he went to the dinning room and ate everything the waiter put in front of him.He got ready for the quarrel.

      "Bring me the bill,"he said."The bill,sir?"said the waiter in surprise."Three isn't any bill.On our ship meals are included in the money for the ticket,"said the waiter.

    一个军官在火车站。他正在回家看他远在另一个村庄的母亲，他想打电话给他母亲告诉她火车的时间，这样她就能开车到火车站去接他了。他翻了翻口袋但发现自己没有正好可以打电话的零钱，所以他走出去并看看四周希望有人可以帮到他。

    最后一个老士兵走了过来，军官拦下他并问：“你有10便士的零钱吗？”“等一下，”老士兵回答，并且把手伸进口袋，“我看看我是否能够帮到你” 

    “你不知道应该如何跟一个军官说话吗？”军官生气的说，“现在，再来一次。你有10便士的零钱吗？”“没有，先生！”老士兵生气的说。

 一个白领在地铁站。他在去另一个镇去看他母亲的路上，他想告诉她母亲地铁发车时候，因为这样他母亲可以坐车去地铁站接他。他看看他的口袋，但是他没有足够的钱来打电话。所以他走了出去，看谁可以帮助他。

最后一个士兵经过，白领和他说：你能借我点零钱吗？ 等一下 士兵说。然后把手放进口袋。“我看看可不可以帮你

难道你不知道要怎么样对白领说话吗？白领生气的说。现在我们重新来过“你能借我点零钱吗？”不行，先生。士兵生气的说。

一个英国旅游者发现自己在北路上只有买票的钱了和回家的钱了。当他知道只要他两天就可以当英国的时候，他决定他可以不吃东西。所以他买了一张票开始旅游 了。当午餐的铃声响起时，他就不听。当吃晚饭的时候，他也不去吃。他说自己不饿。

下一个早上。他仍然不吃早饭和中饭一起在他的房间里。但是在晚饭的时候他太饿了。于是就去食堂把所有的东西都吃了。他为争吵做好了准备了。

“买单“他说 钱呢？ 服务员惊奇的说。 三块钱根本不能在我们这吃什么。服务员说。