英语翻译Sorry some of my English is hard to understand.I will tr

英语翻译
Sorry some of my English is hard to understand.I will try to explain the situation better here.I am aware that attempts at humor do not often translate well,so my apologies for trying to be funny.
I really believe my brothers special voice activated phone has developed some sort of electronic problem.The way it is supposed to operate is to let him answer by saying hello when he hears it ring.It should then stay connected until the person who is calling him hangs up,at that time his phone should hang up,and then be ready for the next time someone calls.

抱歉我的一些英国是坚硬了解.我将设法更好这里解释情况.我知道企图在幽默不很好经常翻译,如此我的道歉为了设法能是滑稽的.我真正地相信我的兄弟特别声音活性化的电话开发了某一类电子问题.它应该经营的方式是让他通过说你好回答当他听见它敲响时.它应该然后停留连接,直到告诉他的人挂掉电话,他的电话应该那时挂掉电话,然后准备好某人下次叫.

这下我知道了