需要英语三句半，内容搞笑点，一定要英语的

不知道什么是三句半的就不要回答了，内容搞笑一点最好，但一定要是英语，越多越好。谢。

New year is drawing new. I have prepared a pregram on our company's new year's party. That is Three Sentences and a Half . I'd like to share it with all friends in HOME.

Good night ladies and gentlemen.
New year is coming.
We join in the fun.
Greeting.

Working in our company.
Trivial and busy.
But also happy.
Worthy.

Drive on the road.
Day and night.
Work with heart.
Good.

To serve the customer better.
We all work harder.
And arrive home later.
Supporter.

This three and a half sentences is original.
It killed so much my brain cell.
If you fell it wonderfull.
Applaud.

Thanks for your attention.
We'd like to express our appreciation.
Wish you in good condition.
Blessing.

Nice to meeting you, ladies and gentlemen.
Next year we'll return.
Let's watch next perform.
Good-Bye.

1.Liu xiang was so fast just like fly 　　"He must be creazy!"everybody said 　　Other players were very sad And shouted:"why!" 　　Baby don't cry 　　2.In the past we could only sit in front of TV listening And watching 　　But China is developing And the capital is changing 　　The 2008 Olympic Games' host city is Beijing 　　Impossible is nothing 　　3.I blieve i can fly 　　I believe i can touch the sky 　　But you must launch your wings And have to try 　　Don't be shy,let's go outside 　　4.She was very pretty And the heart was kind 　　She was my angle And i lost my mind 　　But she left me away And i never find 　　The end 　　5.The growing population make de world crowded 　　Many people lose themselves And never find it 　　We keep on finding And fight against it 　　Just do it 　　6.All the subjects put burdens on our body 　　We do the homeworks every night And day have already been creazy 　　But the final exam is coming time is money 　　Don't be nervous take it easy

When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company, we all rushed to see it. The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing. He said : 'This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!"