请把这段中文小故事翻译成英文！谢谢！

从前，有一个名叫Magic的寝室，这个寝室包括6个人，A,B,C,D,E和F。从他们住进来开始，他们就为了争夺寝室的领导权进行着不断的战争。随着战事的进展，他们分成了两个集团，CD和ABE，其中B还是官方寝室长。而F，则担当着战争背景的角色，属于中立国，然而，随着时间的流逝，C开始对争夺感到厌倦，终于他发明了终极武器：分歧终端机。成员们一致同意通过分歧终端机来裁决，输者将离开Magic。~~~结果，E首先离开了寝室，随后，A与B也要比翼齐飞，这样，寝室恢复了往日的平静，C叹息时说：21世纪什么最重要？和谐！ 从此，C变接替B成为了寝室新的统治者，他便有了一个新的名字：奥巴马！

三四楼都是用机器翻的。。

Once upon a time, there was a bedroom called "Magic". There were 6 people lived in the bedroom, A, B, C, D, E, and F. Since the day they moved in, the war fighting for the crown of this bedroom started and never stopped. As the war continues, they splitted into two companies - CD and ABE. B was the official room head. F, on the other hand, was a neutral role between the two companies and acted as the background of this war. However, as time goes on, C became tired and bored of all the fighting and finally invented the Ultimate Weapon: the "Terminator of Confliction". All the roommates agreed to solve their issues with the "Terminator of Confliction" and decided that the loser will be leaving the bedroom, Magic. As a result, E was the first to leave. A and B left as well. Peace was finally granted to the bedroom once again. C sighed,"What is the single most important thing in 21st century?! It is Peace!" Since then, C replaced B as the room head and he had a new name :"Obama".

这啥破故事。。连奥巴马都出来了靠。。
不管咋样，以上纯属脑力翻的，因为二十一世纪诚恳和和谐一样重要！

Formerly, someone called Magic's bedroom, this bedroom including 6 peoples, A, B, C, D, E and F.From them starts living, they are in order to compete for the bedroom the leadership to carry on the unceasing war.Along with war's progress, they share into two groups, CD and ABE,the B official bedroom is long. But F, is taking on the war background role, belongs to the neutral country, however, along with time passing, C starts to compete feels is weary, he has invented the ultimate weapon finally: Divergent terminal. The members common consent adjudicates through the divergent terminal, the loser will leave Magic.The ~~~ result, E first left the bedroom, afterward, A and B must be a happy couple, like this, the bedroom restored former days' tranquility, when the C sigh said: The 21st century what is most important? Harmonious! Henceforth, C changed replaces B to become the bedroom new ruler, he then had a new name: Austria Pama!

翻译成英文应该是
in a legal course, we discussed the issue of the legal system in the world, 
france, many students have to make irresponsible remarks on china, the true and false, 
france proud of them to say that china's good for nothing, 
the teacher asked me how you look, 
i asked that the name of the most vicious students 
you love your parents do? 
of course, the love. 
they are perfect it? 
of course not. 
well, i tell you, 
i love my country as i love my parents, 
she is not perfect, and i love her! 
silence, applause!

Once upon a time, there was a bedroom called "Magic". There were 6 people lived in the bedroom, A, B, C, D, E, and F. Since the day they moved in, the war fighting for the crown of this bedroom started and never stopped. As the war continues, they splitted into two companies - CD and ABE. B was the official room head. F, on the other hand, was a neutral role between the two companies and acted as the background of this war. However, as time goes on, C became tired and bored of all the fighting and finally invented the Ultimate Weapon: the "Terminator of Confliction". All the roommates agreed to solve their issues with the "Terminator of Confliction" and decided that the loser will be leaving the bedroom, Magic. As a result, E was the first to leave. A and B left as well. Peace was finally granted to the bedroom once again. C sighed,"What is the single most important thing in 21st century?! It is Peace!" Since then, C replaced B as the room head and he had a new name :"Obama".

妈呀，好长