求关于上帝的英语小故事，急急急啊！！！！膜拜了~

求关于上帝的英语小故事，急急急啊！！！！膜拜了~

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. One day the child asked God:"They tell me u are going to send me to earth tomorrow, but how am i giong to live there being so small and helpless?"
　　God replied,"Among the many angels, i have chosen one for u, She will be waiting for u and will take care of u."
　　"But", said the child," here in Heaven i don't do anything else but sing and smile. That's what i need to be happy!"
　　God said,"Ur angel will sing for u and will also smile for u every day. And u will feel ur angel's love and be happy."
　　"And", said the child, "how am i going to be able to understand when people talk to me, if i don't know the language that men talk?"
　　"That's easy", said God, "Ur angel will tell u the most beautiful and sweet words u will ever hear, and with much patience and care, ur angel will teach u how to speak."
　　The child looked up at God saying,"And what am i going to do when i want go talk to u?"
　　God smiled at the child saying, "Ur angel will place ur hands together and will teach u how to pray,"
　　The child said, "I've heard on earth there are bad men. who will protect me?"
　　God put his arm aroud the child, saying, "Ur angel will defend u even if it means risking life!"
　　The child looked sad, saying, "But i will always be sad because i will not see u anymore."
　　God hugged the child, "Ur angel will always talk to u about me and will teach u the way to come back to me, even though i will always be next go u."
　　At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from earth could already be heared.
　　The child, in a hurry, asked softly, "oh God, if i am about to leave now, please tell me my angel's name!"
　　God replied, "Ur angel's name is of no importance.......u will simply call her MOMMY!"

　　翻译：很久很久以前，有个孩子马上就要诞生了。有一天，这个小孩问上帝：“他们告诉我你是要送我去地球的明天，但我怎么榕在那儿会那么小和无助呢？“
　　上帝回答说：“在众多天使中，我已经选中了ü之一，她将等待着你，并会照顾美国“
　　“但是“，孩子说，“在天堂我什么都不做，成天只是唱歌和欢笑。这就是我需要在这里很开心！“
　　上帝说：“乌尔天使会唱歌的U，也将微笑ü每一天。乌尔和u会觉得天使的爱和快乐。“
　　“和”，孩子说，“我怎么能够理解当人们对我说话，如果我不知道他们说的语言？“
　　“这很简单，“上帝说，“乌尔天使会告诉ü最美丽，最甜蜜的话你会永远听，带着最大的耐心和关怀，乌拉圭回合的天使将教会ü如何说话。“
　　孩子抬头看着上帝说，“而且我该怎么办时，我想去跟你呢？“
　　上帝微笑着对小孩说，“乌尔的天使会把乌尔双手合拢，教ü如何祷告，“
　　小孩说，“我听说地球上有坏人。谁将会保护我呢？“
　　上帝把他的胳膊和身边的孩子说：“乌尔的天使也会保护ü即使冒生命的危险！“
　　小孩看起来有些悲伤，他说，“但是我将会一直感到悲伤因为我不会看见你了。“
　　上帝拥抱着孩子，“乌尔天使以后会一直跟到U约我，教ü的方式回到我身边，尽管我会一直都在去美国“
　　在这一刻是如此的宁静天堂，而是从地球传来的声音已经可以听到。
　　这孩子，在匆忙，温柔的问“上帝啊，如果我现在离开，请告诉我我的天使的名字！“
　　上帝回答说：“乌尔天使的名字并不那么重要的是.......你会简单地叫她妈妈！“
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　　The Story of Creation

　　God created the mule1) and told him，“You will be Mule，working constantly from dusk2) to dawn3)，carrying heavy loads on your back．You will eat grass，and you lack intelligence．You will live for 40years．”The mule answered，“To live like this for 40years is too much．Please，give me no more than 20．”And it was so．

　　Then God created the dog and told him，“You will hold vigilance4) over the dwellings of Man．To him you will be his greatest companion．You will eat his table scraps5) and live for25years．”The dog responded，“Lord，to live 25years as a dog is too much．Please，no more than 10years．”And it was so．

　　God then created the monkey and told him，“You are Monkey．You shall swing from tree to tree，acting like an idiot．You will be funny，and you shall live for 20years．”The monkey responded，“Lord，to live 20years as the clown of the world is too much．Please，Lord，give me no more than 10years．”And it was so．

　　Finally，God created Man and told him，“You are Man，the only rational being that walks the earth．You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world．You will dominate6) the earth an d live for 20years．”The man responded，“Lord，to be Man for only 20years is too little．Please，Lord，give me the20years the mule refused，the 15years the dog refused，and the ten years the monkey rejected．”And it was so．So God made Man to live20years as a man，then marry and live 20years like a mule，working and carrying heavy loads on his back．Then，Man is to have children and live 15years as a dog，guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry7)．Then，in his old age，to live 10years as a monkey，acting like a clown to amuse his grand children．

　　上帝造物的故事

　　上帝创造了骡子，对他说：“你将是骡子，从早到晚不停地干活，背上驮着沉沉的东西。你以草为食，没有智力。你将活40年。”骡子回答说：“照这样活40年可受不了。请最多让我活20年吧。”于是就这样定了。

　　接着，上帝创造了狗，对他说：“你将负责给人看家。你是人类最好的伙伴。你吃他的残羹剩饭，活25年。”狗回答说：“上帝，狗活25年可受不了。请最多让我活10年吧。”于是就这样定了。

　　上帝又创造了猴子，对他说：“你是猴子。你要在树间跳来荡去，像个傻瓜，你滑稽好笑，活20年。”猴子回答说：“上帝，人间小丑活20年可受不了。请上帝最多让我活10年吧。”于是就这样定了。

　　最后，上帝创造了人，对他说：“你是人，地球上惟一具有理性的生物。你将用你的聪明才智统治世间万物。你将主宰地球，活20年。”人回答说：“上帝，人只活20年太少了。请上帝把骡子拒绝的20年、狗拒绝的15年和猴子拒绝的10年都赐给我吧。”于是就这样定了。于是，上帝让人像人一样活上20年，然后结婚，像骡子一样再活20年，辛勤劳作，背上重负不堪。然后，人有了孩子，要像狗一样活上15年，守卫着自己的家，孩子吃完饭，他才去吃他们的残羹剩饭。再后，年老了，又要像猴子一样活上10年，像个小丑去哄逗孙子孙女们开心