求一篇短一点的英文故事，最好简单一点，我六年级，OK的话继续加分，急。。。。。

短一点，我时间很急，长的没法背

猪或女巫 Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。

他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”

那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”

他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。

要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。