小鬼当家台词,小鬼当家中的有趣台词

小鬼当家台词,小鬼当家中的有趣台词

Mom: There are fifteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kevin: I'm the only one who is really getting dumped on.
Mom: You are the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.
Kevin: I am upstairs, dummy! The third floor?
Mom: Go.
Kevin: It's scary up there.
Mom: Don't be silly, Fuller will be in for a while.
Kevin: I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He’ll pee all over me. I know it.
Mom: Fine, we'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin: I'm sorry.
Mom: It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me!
Mom: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin: I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck!
Mom: Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin: I don't want to see you for the rest of my whole life. I don't want to see anybody else either.
Mom: I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin: No, I wouldn't.
Mom: Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: I hope I never see any of you jerks again!
Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... if you were growing on my ass.
Marv: There! What are we gonna do with him, Harry?
Harry: We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch.
Marv: And smash his face with an iron!
Harry: I like to slap ......余下全文>>