求一些关于科技的英语笑话。 要有中文翻译。

求一些关于科技的英语笑话。 要有中文翻译。

One day a americans, Japanese and a native XiSan with warm, suddenly, American arm rang, the American people click the arm, the sound of the bell, and stopped, the American people are very satisfiedly say: "this is our new technology in the arm, as long as the transplant a chip, it can be as B.B.C all machine."

After a while, the Japanese palm rang, the Japanese took the palm in the ears, the loud gurgling up, other people, but also by surprise, the Japanese satisfiedly say: "this is our latest technology, in the palm, implants, palm can when their cell phone."

Aboriginal felt inferior to silence go to the toilet, after a while, he came back, because wipe clean, bottom inside still clip half of toilet paper.

American and Japanese people laugh at the native asked, "what is that?"

Native people get a brainwave said: "oh! There is a fax send just......."
一天一个美国人、日本人和一个土著一起洗三温暖，突然间，美国人的手臂响了，美国人按一下手臂，铃声就停了，美国人很得意的说：“这是我们的新科技，只要在手臂里移植一枚芯片，就可以当做 b.b.call 机了。”
过了一会，日本人的手掌也响了，日本人拿起手掌，在耳朵旁咕噜咕噜地说了起来，其它的人，更是惊讶了，日本人得意的说：“这也是我们的最新科技，在手掌里，植入芯片，手掌就可以当手机了。”
土著人很自卑地默默去上厕所，过了一会儿，他回来了，由于没擦干净，屁股里面还夹着半张卫生纸。

美国人和日本人嘲笑着问土人：“那是什么？”
土人灵机一动说：“哦！有个传真刚传过来了。”

four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. the nurse comes up to the first man and says, "congratulations, you got twins." the man said "how strange, i'm the manager of minnesota twins." after awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "congratulations, you got triplets." man was like "hmmm, strange i worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

　　"congratulations, you got twins x2." man is happy and says, "ironic, i work for the hotel "4 seasons." all three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing god and banging his head on the wall. they asked him what's wrong and he answered, "what's wrong? i work for 7up"!

　　四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3m公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"