找一篇英语的故事（高二水平下的）
- 提问者网友：心牵心
- 2021-05-02 23:26
- 五星知识达人网友：蓝房子
- 2021-05-03 00:50
这个还好，比较简单，算是个笑话
我找了好长时间，还给你翻译的，一定要给分哈
A Courtroom Scene
Scene: A courtroom where a witness is testifying in a case involving a man biting off the ear of another man during a fight. After supplying testimony which was very bad for the defendant, the witness was being cross examined by the defendant's attorney.
Attorney: You said that you saw the defendant and the claimant in a fight?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: You then said that you were concerned for your safety and that, because of it, you went to hide behind the bushes ?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: You further stated that during this time in hiding, you turned your back to the scene?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And THEN you testified that that was when the defendant bit off the claimant's ear??!!
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: Okay so if your back was turned to the fight then you obviously MUST have had the claimant and the defendant out of your field of vision, correct?
Witness: Yes, correct.
Attorney: Well then, did you SEE the defendant bite off the claimant's ear?
Witness: No.
Attorney: (Smugly) THEN HOW DO YOU "KNOW" THAT THE DEFENDANT BIT OFF THE EAR OF THE CLAIMANT IF YOU DID NOT SEE HIM DO IT??!!
Witness: I saw him spit it out.
(Dead Silence)
Attorney: No more questions.
一个法庭上的情景
场景：一个证人在法庭上作证关于在一场打斗中一个人把另一个人的耳朵咬下来。
在证词被递上去之后，被告的处境非常糟，证人正被被告律师审查。
律师：你看到被告和索赔人打架了？
证人：是的
律师：你说你担心你的处境，你就藏在树丛后面了？
证人：是的
律师：你进一步的声称，你在躲起来的时候背冲着他们打架的场景？
证人：是的
律师:然后你就证实说你看见了被告咬掉了索赔人？
证人：是的
律师：好吧，这样一来如果你是背对着他们，这就说明你的视野不在被告和索赔人身上喽，对不对？
证人：是的，完全正确。
律师：好，那你看到被告把索赔人的耳朵咬下来了吗？
证人：没有
律师：（得意的）好啊那你是怎么知道是被告把索赔人的耳朵咬下来的呢，如果你根本就没看到？
证人：我看到他把耳朵吐出来了
（死寂）
律师：没事了
- 1楼网友：往事隔山水
- 2021-05-03 01:26