末代皇帝心酸台词,请将《末代皇帝》里的一段中文对白翻译成英语？

末代皇帝心酸台词,请将《末代皇帝》里的一段中文对白翻译成英语？

Your Majesty, in our country, the general examination to first.
Emperor can not be test.
Well, it had to change. However, I would like to ask His Majesty may be some problems.
Which of your ancestors?
In Scotland, His Majesty.
Well, you do not wear skirts? In your country, men Chuanduan skirt, is not it?
No, Your Majesty, England do not wear skirts, they wear short skirts, Luoni.
Geni side skirts?
Geni side skirts, perhaps just a language issue, but the wording is very important.
Why important?
If you can not tell your intention, Your Majesty, that you do not mean what they say, a gentleman should always mean what they say.
Yes! Gentleman, you are a gentleman?
I very much want to do a gentleman, Your Majesty, I have tried to do.
I am not a gentleman, I said the truth be prohibited. They always tell me what to say.
His Majesty still very young. I think he would like to see some British and American magazines. I just received.
I know that you know, and I know you know. It is between Confucius and Chuang Tzu dialogue.
Attention to the dignity of His Majesty.
Who are the George Washington?
A famous Americans, Your Majesty. A revolutionary generals. The first President of the United States.
Oh! Like Lenin, the Soviet Union?
Not the same.
He also cars?
He died a long time.
I want to cars.
I think you want to flee the rat, Your Majesty.
Please do not tell anyone. Class bar.
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