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Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

要否结婚
弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩，但“从不过热----见好就收”。一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。他回来即叹道：“嘘！谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了！”

When a student traveling by car, roll the cliff fall. When the police arrived at the cliff asked: "how are you?" Students answered: "i'm fine." Finally, the police left, students dead. 一个留学生开车旅行的时候，翻车掉下了悬崖。警察来了，在悬崖上问：“how are you？”留学生回答：“i‘m fine。”最后，警察走了，留学生死了。

你好！ When a student traveling by car, roll the cliff fall. When the police arrived at the cliff asked: "how are you?" Students answered: "i'm fine." Finally, the police left, students dead. 一个留学生开车旅行的时候，翻车掉下了悬崖。警察来了，在悬崖上问：“how are you？”留学生回答：“i‘m fine。”最后，警察走了，留学生死了。 希望对你有所帮助，望采纳。