卑鄙的我台词,《卑鄙的我》经典台词

卑鄙的我台词,《卑鄙的我》经典台词

1.who are you texting? 你在给谁发短信? No one! Just my friend Avery. 没谁!只是一个叫Avery的朋友 Avery... Eh? Avery? Avery……呃?Avery? Is that a girl's nameabcor a boy's name? 这是一个男名还是女名? Does it matter? 有什么关系吗? No! No, it doesn't matter, 不!不 没关系 unless it's a boy! 除非 是个男孩! I know what makes you a boy. 我知道是什么使你成为男孩的 Uhh, you do? 呃……你……懂? Your bald head. 你的秃头 Ohh. Yes. 哦 是啊 It's really smooth. 它好光滑 Sometimes I stare at it, 有时候我看着它 and imagine a littleabcchick popping out. 然后想象一只小鸡蹦出来 Peep-peep-peep! 哔哔哔 Goodnight, Agnes. 晚安Agnes Never get older. 永远不要长大 Hey, yo! 嗨 哟! Hey, Tim, nice haircut! 嘿Tim 发型不错! Tommy, hang in there, baby! Tommy 加油 宝贝!
2.We are the Anti-Villain League. 我们是除恶联盟 An ultra secret organization dedicatedabcto fighting crime on a global scale. 旨在全球范围内对抗犯罪的绝密组织 Rob a bank, we're not interested.abcKill someone, not our deal. 抢银行?我们不感兴趣 杀人?关我们屁事 But you were to melt the polarabcice caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji, 但是 如果你想融化极地冰盖 或者蒸发富士山 or even, 甚至 Steal the moon... 盗窃月亮…… Then, we notice. 那就会引起我们注意了　　3.And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villain thinks, and acts. 于是就轮到你商场了 作为一个前恶人 你了解恶人的思维以及行为
4.I know someone whoabccan fix that for you. 我知道有人能改变你 And you'll be talkingabcnormal in no time! 你再也不会显得平庸!
5.all too well. It is theabclook of a broken heart. 你装过头了 其实内在是一颗破碎的心
6.Okay! I see whereabcthis is going! 够了 这下我懂了 impossible stuff, 就是《碟中谍》的那一套嘛 But no, no. 但是 不 不行 I'm a father now. And,abca legitimat......余下全文>>