【搞笑话剧剧本】急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本十一人经典搞笑...

【搞笑话剧剧本】急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本十一人经典搞笑...

【答案】 人物：A,B,C
　　A和B为朋友
　　C 为小偷
　　A and B waits for the bus with hands full of shopping bags.A carrying expensive LV handbag.C stands next to A.
　　The bus comes and all three board the bus.
　　A:I'm tired out from all that shopping!
　　B:Yeah but we managed to get quite a few good bargains!
　　C looks around,a little nervous.Stands closer to A
　　The road is a little bumpy and the stuffy air is somewhat uncomfortable.A turns to C
　　A(to C):Excuse me,sir.Can you stop leaning towards me?
　　C:sorry (move away)
　　B:Are you alright?
　　A:Yes,but he makes me feel uncomfortable.
　　B:Relax,we only have 2 more stops to go.
　　公车继续向前
　　C turn to A
　　C：May I know which stop to alight to get to XX mall?
　　A is not sure and asks B,turning her head away from C.C took the chance to put his hand into A's handbag,A is oblivious as she/he is busy talking to B.
　　A:*give directions to C* take 4 more stops from here and alight,walk north until you see a McDonalds,and then turn right,you should see the shopping mall
　　C puts something into his bag
　　C:thank you.
　　C accidentally drops something from his bag
　　A:Wait a minute!What is my keychain doing in your bag?
　　C looks at A nervously
　　A:are you a pickpocket?
　　C:no...I...(door opens,C runs to the door)
　　B grabs C as C run past B
　　C:I'm sorry.I'm urgently in need of cash so...
　　A:Please return my purse and promise you would not do it again.
　　C:yes I promise.
　　B：alright,we'll let you off this time but don't let us catch you doing it again.

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